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Hmm... my name is Tanya, Tatyana, Tata, Taty, Taniuha, whatever you want. No babies, I'm allergic to them.
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Imagine the most clumsy person you have ever seen. Now imagine more clumsy one. Did you imagine? Now she says you, "Hey, I'm Tanya!". Yeah, that's me. Being clumsy is my curse, I hate that. I always fall down, I hit all corners which are possible to hit, I crash into other people when I'm somewhere in the World Of My Thoughts. I always think about different dumb things. Have you ever seen any part of Scrubs? Remember JD? Yep, I'm totally like female version of him.
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My flow of thoughts goes much faster than the way I speak, that's why I always say something weird or stop expressing my thoughts in the middle of the sentence, keeping mumbling something. Sometimes I stutter.
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I love saying the word "phenomenon". Phenomenon, phenomenon, phenooomenooon...
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I don't smoke, I hardly ever drink (only a bit for holidays), I don't do drugs. Consequently, I'm boring as hell for most people. Anyway, if you do ANY drugs, even if it's something like pot, never talk to me. I'm against all of that things. That ain't cool, thaat aaain't coool... *goes away to her world of The Black Eyed Peas' Song Texts*
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I have never had a crush on anybody. Probably I'm too young or I just haven't crushed into any guy who would be cool for me, because that's how I usually meet people.
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I go out occasionally, I'm not sociable, I argued with my last friend few months ago. I don't have any friends because I'm very frivolous, getting fed up with things and people very soon. It would be fun to talk to somebody for a while. My record was... 10 months! I'm cool, yo. Then I was fed up of talking to that guy too.
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Maybe some of you will find me sexy or beautiful. You can leave comments on my pictures, pervs, but I'm not going to have sex with you (unless you are Taboo of the Black Eyed Peas, but Tab, I don't think you will ever read this...) Maybe you should start talking to me firstly without dropping dirty hints? It irritates, really.
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I liked writing a lot, but at this period of time I have big changes in my life, so all of my ideas told me good bye and offered to kiss their *sses. I couldn't even finish my best story, which some people liked. However, if you speak Russian, you can read and download it here:
http://www.scribd.com/doc/17278373/Story
Blah, it really sucks, but... Urgh, ok, let's flow further.
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I love singing and dancing, but The Esel from Shrek deifinitely does it better than me. You still remember how clumsy am I?
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I often swear, especially when I speak Russian. There are only two reasons:
1. Some people don't understand another language.
2. You can make swearing creative. If you use it when it's necessary, it can help to create a great text, believe me.
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I want to work as a journalist somewhere in US, so I need to speak English (preferably american one) like I speak Russian. I hope somebody can help me, no?
P.S. What's up? The ceiling. The sky. The lamp. You can continie the list. Ask me "how are you" as many times as you want, but no what's up's. They just irritate me.
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